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NAME: FONDA DIX

AGE: 31

BIRTHDAY: MAY 17TH

SIGNS: SUN ♉ MOON ♎ RISING ♌

HEIGHT: 5’6″

WEIGHT: 145LBS

BRA SIZE: 34D – 34DD

SHOE SIZE: 8 1/2 TO 9 US WOMEN’S

MORE ABOUT FONDA

LIKES: massive amounts of media consumption (tv, movie, music, books, etc), horror, pizza, sci-fi, the smell of gasoline, swimming naked at night, huge boobs, good food, cheap booze, drag queens, art, video games, skeletons, coffee, the occult, the-bad-guy-who-turns-out-not-to-actually-be-the-bad-guy.

DISLIKES: people who can’t admit when they’ve fucked up, done wrong and/or they’re lesser than, snow, gatekeepers, edgelords who are bad at being entertaining about it, caffine-free anything, when a dildo won’t fit & any content/cam/adult site in recent memory who has been a total prick to their customers and/or content creators. So like, most of them.

FONDA’S FAVORITES

TELEVISION: Babylon 5, The Crown, every Star Trek except DS9 (haven’t gotten around to it yet), The Twilight Zone, Sweet Home, The Good Place, Bojack Horseman, The Witcher, Wentworth, Altered Carbon, F is for Family, Ratched, i’m thinking of ending things, I am Not Okay With This,

MOVIES: Night of the Living Dead, Requiem for a Dream, Total Recall, In The Tall Grass, Parasite, The Poughkeepsie Tapes, Midsommar, Coneheads, Pet Semetary, The Cabin in the Woods, Wayne’s World (1 & 2), Bride of Chucky, V/H/S (1 & 2) & a whole shitload more I’m sure I’m leaving out.

MUSIC: Toadies, System of a Down, Willam, Misfits, The Kinks, Cake, MACABRE, Rebecca Sugar, Bowie, Dolly Parton, Oliver Tree, Clay K Slider, Ghost, Black Sabbath, Leo, Queen, TOOL, Trixie Mattel, Burden Brothers, Dethklok, Jimi Hendrix, Incubus, Tenacious D, Janis Joplin, Ween, WZRD, Andrew W.K., Kid Cudi, Spacehog, Jonathan Coulton, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Get Set Go, The Bastard Fairies, Nina Simone, Rex Orange County, STP, Bo Burnham, Nirvana, Hole, Bloodhound Gang, Amy Winehouse, Gogol Bordello, Seether, musicals, TV show themes & video game background music.

BOOKS: ANYTHING in the Bizarro genre, Heart-Shaped Box, The Stand, Hellblazer (series), Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Breakfast of Champions, IT, 2BT02B, Odd Thomas (series), Locke & Key, anything true crime/mystery related, iZombie (series), World War Z, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (series), Horns, A Head Full of Ghosts and lots, lots more I can’t name specifically or think of.

PODCASTS & AUDIO DRAMAS: Girl in Space, Welcome to Nightvale, Lore, The Byron Chronicles, Tower 4, Cabinet of Curiousities, The Bald & the Beautiful & American Shadows.

NAME: FONDA DIX

AGE: 31

BIRTHDAY: MAY 17TH

SIGNS: SUN ♉ MOON ♎ RISING ♌

HEIGHT: 5’6″

WEIGHT: 145LBS

BRA SIZE: 34D – 34DD

SHOE SIZE: 8 1/2 TO 9 US WOMEN’S

MORE ABOUT FONDA

LIKES: massive amounts of media consumption (tv, movie, music, books, etc), horror, pizza, sci-fi, the smell of gasoline, swimming naked at night, huge boobs, good food, cheap booze, drag queens, art, video games, skeletons, coffee, the occult, the-bad-guy-who-turns-out-not-to-actually-be-the-bad-guy.

DISLIKES: people who can’t admit when they’ve fucked up, done wrong and/or they’re lesser than, snow, gatekeepers, edgelords who are bad at being entertaining about it, caffine-free anything, when a dildo won’t fit & any content/cam/adult site in recent memory who has been a total prick to their customers and/or content creators. So like, most of them.

FONDA’S FAVORITES

TELEVISION: Babylon 5, The Crown, every Star Trek except DS9 (haven’t gotten around to it yet), The Twilight Zone, Sweet Home, The Good Place, Bojack Horseman, The Witcher, Wentworth, Altered Carbon, F is for Family, Ratched, i’m thinking of ending things, I am Not Okay With This,

MOVIES: Night of the Living Dead, Requiem for a Dream, Total Recall, In The Tall Grass, Parasite, The Poughkeepsie Tapes, Midsommar, Coneheads, Pet Semetary, The Cabin in the Woods, Wayne’s World (1 & 2), Bride of Chucky, V/H/S (1 & 2) & a whole shitload more I’m sure I’m leaving out.

MUSIC: Toadies, System of a Down, Willam, Misfits, The Kinks, Cake, MACABRE, Rebecca Sugar, Bowie, Dolly Parton, Oliver Tree, Clay K Slider, Ghost, Black Sabbath, Leo, Queen, TOOL, Trixie Mattel, Burden Brothers, Dethklok, Jimi Hendrix, Incubus, Tenacious D, Janis Joplin, Ween, WZRD, Andrew W.K., Kid Cudi, Spacehog, Jonathan Coulton, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Get Set Go, The Bastard Fairies, Nina Simone, Rex Orange County, STP, Bo Burnham, Nirvana, Hole, Bloodhound Gang, Amy Winehouse, Gogol Bordello, Seether, musicals, TV show themes & video game background music.

BOOKS: ANYTHING in the Bizarro genre, Heart-Shaped Box, The Stand, Hellblazer (series), Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Breakfast of Champions, IT, 2BT02B, Odd Thomas (series), Locke & Key, anything true crime/mystery related, iZombie (series), World War Z, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (series), Horns, A Head Full of Ghosts and lots, lots more I can’t name specifically or think of.

PODCASTS & AUDIO DRAMAS: Girl in Space, Welcome to Nightvale, Lore, The Byron Chronicles, Tower 4, Cabinet of Curiousities, The Bald & the Beautiful & American Shadows.